Dizzle M Scope

Dizzle Mechkafuse Scope...why are you reading this? you clearly are wise enough to read This page, Dizzle Meckafuse Scope....Genius, Rich, creative researcher Scientist, former Entrepreneur of a Trading Union, Engineer and Tinker, former War Criminal, Gears of War in Uldum. And clearly....the most annoying thing you will step on.

Genesis of the Moron
According to Legend the stars shined brightly and angels sang of Dizzle's birth...that was a complete and utter lie, in fact they booed at how annoying his cry was. Dizzle had a tough upbringing his family had high standards that he failed to impress, at the age of five he attempted to run away, his family gave no cares as he fled out of the City of Gnomeregan he bumped in to a Steamwheedle travelling Goblin named Greelyx, Greelyx was a second father who encouraged him to return to his family but every weekend the child would meet with the Goblin and educated him, however the First war had began so it was hard for them to meet up, when the second war began Dizzle was of age, himself and a group of 'colleagues' that only hanged about with Dizzle for his engineering, they formed a Unit called G.U.N Squad. Gnome Ultra Neutralisers, throughout the second war they preformed Convert tasks with giving each other nicknames that were gun parts, Dizzle was given Scope. During the eve of the end of the second war, they had one last mission...hold off and cut off a Horde of....Orcs from the first Horde. There was one problem, the leader was killed on the first attempt of the attack, while everyone panicked Dizzle rose as leader and formed a master plan....there was one problem Dizzle woke up an hour after the attack happened, they failed badly. Dizzle and four other remaining members fled, luckily the war was over, Dizzle lied about the mission which earned him the title of Sir through being Knighted by a unknown Lord.

The evolution of an Idiot
The fall of Gnomeregan was sad for Dizzle...but luckily he was not there when the War was over Dizzle moved to the Swamps of Sorrow and hanged out with Greelyx, after learning everything the Goblins and Gnomes could teach him, Dizzle moved to Ironforge and Stormwind during the beginning of a new era with the Third war gone Dizzle was a street Merchant and Engineer doing any work for any Client of any background. Years went by, Dizzle saw it all the Dark Portal reopened, the dead rising, a Mother F-ing Dragon outta the Sky more wars...Until during the new Legion invasion...

The Dunn Kruger effect
The new Legion Invasion, Dizzle sat in his room for a while and had a thought "I am better than anyone...I can be the richest Gnome ever!" With this Vision he formed a trading Union, he hired Fezendo his Elven buttkicking sidekick....who was bad at kicking Dizzle would find out until too late. Dizzle started a investing and business empire buying old and new businesses having one trade system all for him to profit from and scam with, that was until someone framed him to the Kirin Tor for having fel artefacts, a trial awaited, Dizzle walked out a free man at the cost of his empire closing down, Dizzle for a while went in to a extreme denial and depression for many months...

Out of morality...
Dizzle out of money and motivation sits in his home and wanders through Ironforge any old friends he lost contact with or were not welcoming to him...he tripped and fell and brusing his head on the floor his sight was black but he felt paper on his face, he pulls it off getting paper cut in the process and reads the words "JOIN A.R.C.L.I.G.H.T TODAY!" Dizzle now had an objective...find these Gnomes. He sets off while they were at, Dizzle tracks them to their second adventure in Tanaris outside Oz's tower being attacked by cultists, Dizzle on a cliff was aiding with fire support taking them down, after the fight they were quick to invite Dizzle however he already annoyed Jeanne the rare Paladin.