An'dink

Summary
An'dink (pronounced and-dink) is a symbiotic sexually transmitted virus that was inadvertently spread by the Old Gods during Azeroth's primordial age.

The An'dink virus is responsible for many horrors suffered by the denizens of Azeroth. The most notable example being its manifestation as the seemingly ordinary gnomish toymaker, Andink Cogshaft. Unbeknownst to itself, Andink Cogshaft assumes itself as an ordinary gnome and has no recollections of its true form.

The An'dink virus can also manifest as airborne spores which are capable of attaching itself to mortal beings, remaining dormant for a period of time, and then convincing its host that they are Andink Cogshaft. Upon the death of a host, the host's decomposing corpse will release the spores which can remain in the atmosphere indefinitely. The atmosphere of Azeroth, by volume, is composed of 0.001% An'dink viral spores. However, the An'dink virus is still most commonly spread by sexual means.

Known Victims

 * Andfaggins
 * Andink Cogshaft
 * Bangle Wobblebonk
 * Tucker Wobblebonk
 * Anduin Wrynn
 * Moonglade Deer
 * Unknown Deceased Tauren